Laura Aguilar is a fat schizophrenic Puerto Rican bitch who is afraid of her life as a bartender. She smells like ass and has to excuse herself to go to the restroom every five minutes in between meals. This is why she is destined to become a Melissa drag queen. There is no smut about her; this fat bitch has yet to reproduce and never will. Good luck getting her to dress up or behave civilly, like a big fat fungus.